A funny thing happened to me yesterday as AC/DC randomly came on the radio. I started thinking about some of life's absolutes. Here are 5 things I think one should never do.

Here Are My 5 Keys to a Happier Life:

  1. When AC/DC takes over your speakers, never turn them away. (In fact, don't do anything but turn it up.)
  2. Never say no to bacon (obviously).
  3. Never turn down a free drink (don't disrespect the ultimate gentlemanly offer).
  4. Never mock Mother Nature.
  5. Don't live by anyone else's life rules (life isn't about do's and don'ts...just never purposely set out to hurt anyone and we're good).