Can you read this graffiti? I don't have a clue. Could be gang stuff? Could be the main ingredient in great BBQ sauce. None of the dozen people I showed this to knew what it said.

We Googled "graffiti translator." Seriously.

There are apparently some tools and apps available to law enforcement officers, but we didn't find anything for the average Joe.

We were sort of hoping to upload the image and have it translated for free. (Hey, you can do that with just about ANY LANGUAGE ON EARTH. Why not graffiti?)

So, with that said, do YOU know what this says? Sorta looks like my signature...

photo Michelle Wolfe/KMMS