Lesson 1 - Do NOT make fun of your dad's habit of "collecting" things. I did it chronically and it is now biting me in the ass on a daily basis. Mind your own business and let the man collect whatever the hell he wants.
I am not a skinny blonde. Never have been. Most of my friends are, however. That fact has never made me feel as if I've needed a hug from national retailers or anyone else for that matter. Which brings me to the new ad campaign from Lane Bryant.
I like to spend my dollars locally whenever possible but apparently that goes out the window on evenings when I'm pissed off. A ginormous box showed up on my doorstep today. Ahhhh, that's right. I ordered a bunch of stuff the other night...
Just when I'm starting to make friends with this worthless furbag and that he is now my responsibility, a package arrives. A square box, containing a late birthday present from my old college roommate.
So, I adopted a cat. Wasn't my idea but it had to happen or the cat was going to the Heart of the Valley. Among other annoying habits, I noticed one day as I was walking by the bathroom that the stupid animal was delicately perched on the seat lapping up TOILET WATER.
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