Christmas Is One Week Away, Here’s My Final List
Here is my final Christmas list. I hope it has reached you in time and you will consider everything on it, for I have been a very good boy this year.
In exchange for my niceness I would like (in no particular order):
- Snow in Southwest Montana (ASAP)
- Less Facebook friends who think they're the Dalai Lama (there can only be one)
- Please take the name Tebow out of the venacular
- I was gonna say a new President, but only if you add a qualified candidate to the current list (so yeah that, PLEASE!)
- Make talent the number one criteria for acquired fame in this country
- Oh...and a new Gibson acoustic guitar
There it is. I kept it pretty light, and therefore realistic, I think. Check it twice, I'm tellin ya, I should be on your nice list.