I never have. Not even when I was a kid did I beg my mother for anything other than a monthly stamp collection thing. But Hot Booties, Wax Vacs and Forever Comfys seem to have taken over every waking hour of television.

There's even a website dedicated to buying stuff you see on TV. You can browse all the really "great stuff" you never knew you needed....until right now.

I urge you: If your feet hurt, lose some weight. If your butt hurts to sit, you might have all sorts of issues I won't go into here. If you need a machine to get the wax out of your ears....you get my point. Happy shopping.