Dr. Evil made his simple super villain request 15 years ago (if you can believe that), and now, finally someone has made it happen. SHARKS WITH FRICKIN' LASERS ATTACHED TO THEIR FRICKIN' HEADS....seriously.

Luke Tipple, shark handler and TV personality, is responsible for merging lasers and sharks. He did so in conjunction with commercial laser manufacturers Wicked Lasers (AND I now have a new favorite website). Tipple was initially against fitting a shark with a laser because he thought it was "frivolous". He then realized he could use the lasers to run tests on the sharks (for example, it helps monitor a shark's trajectory in real time). He decided to go for it and, to be clear, Tipple ended up putting the laser on the shark's dorsal fin.

There's no actual pictures or video yet, just this mock pic I found. Real frickin' proof of sharks with frickin' lasers attached to their frickin' heads to follow.