In my clan of industry buddies, I'm one of the few that doesn't go to Bonnaroo. SXSW? You bet. There's a fancy Hilton there. Middle of nowhere Tennessee in the dirt? No thanks.

BUT...a slew of my fave bands always play the festival so one of these days I'll have to stop being such a princess and suck it up. This year was no exception to the "awesome lineup" rule with bands like Fitz and the Tantrums, ALO, The Shins, Bon Iver, The Civil Wars, Red Hot Chili Peppers and tons more.

One band that I've yet to catch on my festival circuit is Foster The People. So here's what they WOULD have looked like if you and I camped out in the dirt in the middle of Tennessee together this past weekend: