Chuck Norris turns 71 today but he's not celebrating. The number 71 is celebrating being associated with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris jokes have been going around for awhile now, but they never get old to me.

In honor of Chuck's birthday I thought I'd share some of my favorite Chuck Norris jokes:

  • Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline
  • There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
  • Chuck Norris and Superman fought each other a long time ago on a bet, the loser had to wear tights and a cape for the rest of their life.
  • Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
  • Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, even his own heart isn't foolish enough to attack him

Happy Birthday Chuck!