This might be the most ridiculous thing I've seen in weeks. CNBC reporting about a new website that shows you how to get a girlfriend. On Facebook. She'll be a "fantasy" girl in more ways than one. God help us. -Michelle

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A new website called Cloud Girlfriend promises to help you create a fantasy girl for your Facebook account so you can fool everyone into thinking you have a girlfriend.

At least that's what it hopes to do. The site hasn't launched yet. Once it does, those who sign up can "define the perfect girlfriend". Cloud Girlfriend will then "create" her.

After that, you can "connect and interact with her publicly" on social networking sites, and "enjoy a public long distance relationship with your perfect girl."

I guess it's less pathetic than an inflatable doll.