Granted, it's a fairly small blurb but my eyes cannot un-see it. In the same breath that mentions "small necklaces while camping are completely acceptable along with this $200 Shinola knife", Bozeman and Livingston are their recommended escape locations.

(as found in GQ magazine)

God help us all.

The full blurb can be found in the July 2015 edition of GQ magazine. (We get a LOT of magazine subscriptions around here. Don't judge.)

(as seen in July 2015 GQ)