"The Boy" and I need Halloween costumes for Friday. Yeah, I should have thought about this earlier but I was busy. With life and stuff. Can you help? "The Boy" politely said no to matching crayon outfits.

Fine. No matching crayon outfits that I could just buy and and be done with.

Can you help out with a couple of suggestions so that we don't end up like these? I make very poor decisions when I am rushed....