I hate the little buggers but this old dude who is rapidly becoming an internet sensation has a pet raccoon. The fact that he's Southern and looks like Santa is just an added bonus.

Although his "CoonRippy" radio show is un-PC and fairly antiquated in it's technology, it's just what I would expect from a guy who's using Hannah Montana perfume as his "Coon Repellent". I can't even explain it. Take a look.