Juniper bushes are the dumbest thing Mother Nature ever came up with. And we bought into it, planting them just about everywhere we could in the 60s and 70s. I want this thing GONE. How to get rid of this monstrosity?

This stupid-huge Juniper is not long for this world.

I don't really know. Seriously, there's three of these stupid-huge things at my new place and I hate them. "But they're Nature's Razor Wire, a handy thing to have in front of windows to ward off intruders!"

Dude, that's what the Glock is for. I don't want or need a plant that kicks my OWN ass in my yard.

SO: I'm going to buckle down in a few weeks when we get some decent weather, buy myself a chainsaw (nope, never used one) and go to town on these things. I'll let you know how it pans out.