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Stuff You Find In Your New Place – Stupid Huge Juniper Bushes

Juniper bushes are the dumbest thing Mother Nature ever came up with. And we bought into it, planting them just about everywhere we could in the 60s and 70s. I want this thing GONE. How to get rid of this monstrosity?

This stupid-huge Juniper is not long for this world.

I don’t really know. Seriously, there’s three of these stupid-huge things at my new place and I hate them. “But they’re Nature’s Razor Wire, a handy thing to have in front of windows to ward off intruders!”

Dude, that’s what the Glock is for. I don’t want or need a plant that kicks my OWN ass in my yard.

SO: I’m going to buckle down in a few weeks when we get some decent weather, buy myself a chainsaw (nope, never used one) and go to town on these things. I’ll let you know how it pans out.

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