Bozeman Police Reports are epic. After all, there are printed book editions for your enjoyment (see "We Don't Make This Stuff Up - The Very Best of the Bozeman Daily Chronicle Police Reports"). All you have to do is open up the Chronicle on any given day and find the Police Reports to say "WHAT?" out loud at least once. I once again put this to the test by taking a random gander at the reports from Friday, December 5. Have a look.