crystal harris

Who would have thought being engaged to Playboy founder Hugh Hefner would be so rough? Well, for Crystal Harris it wasn’t her dream come true, especially in the sack. According to Hef’s ex-fiancée, Hefner, 85, only lasted ‘two seconds’ the one time they had sex.

Playboy icon Hugh Hefner has apparently found a solution to his magazine’s July issue, in which his ex-fiance, Crystal Harris, graces the cover with the now-awkward headline, “Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner.” Hefner explained his quick fix Wednesday on Twitter, saying, “Recent events call for a special sticker on the July cover. Look for it on newsstands.”

Hugh Hefner confirmed yesterday that his marriage to 25-year-old model Crystal Harris had been called off, citing Crystal’s “change of heart” as the main reason. Unfortunately, Hefner’s magazine, Playboy, didn’t get the memo in time. In a truly awkward moment, Harris can be seen on the cover of the July issue, where she is introduced as “Mrs. Crystal Hefner.” Even worse, Harris dons a captain’s ha