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Hugh Hefner's Ex-Fiancee, Crystal Harris, Says He Lasted 'Two Seconds' in Bed

Allyson Koerner — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:45:07 +0000

Who would have thought being engaged to Playboy founder Hugh Hefner would be so rough? Well, for Crystal Harris it wasn’t her dream come true, especially in the sack.

According to Hef’s ex-fiancée, Hefner, 85, only lasted ‘two seconds’ the one time they had sex.

Hugh Hefner Adds Runaway Bride Sticker to Crystal Harris Playboy Cover

Andy Scott — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 15:23:57 +0000

Playboy icon Hugh Hefner has apparently found a solution to his magazine’s July issue, in which his ex-fiance, Crystal Harris, graces the cover with the now-awkward headline, “Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner.”

Hefner explained his quick fix Wednesday on Twitter, saying, “Recent events call for a special sticker on the July cover. Look for it on newsstands.”

Awkward! Crystal Harris Covers Playboy as Mrs. Hefner

Andy Scott — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 20:30:42 +0000

Hugh Hefner confirmed yesterday that his marriage to 25-year-old model Crystal Harris had been called off, citing Crystal’s “change of heart” as the main reason.

Unfortunately, Hefner’s magazine, Playboy, didn’t get the memo in time. In a truly awkward moment, Harris can be seen on the cover of the July issue, where she is introduced as “Mrs. Crystal Hefner.” Even worse, Harris dons a captain’s hat and a pipe, an homage of sorts to Hefner’s signature look.