There is a woman in the United Kingdom who makes her living by making it with herself. We mean, of course, that she’s a sex toy tester.
Some sort of mysterious flying thing was spotted zipping across the background of an interview with Parliament member Tom Watson on England’s Channel Four News yesterday.
A British tourism campaign called ‘VisitBritain,’ in which English celebrities “invite” tourists to vacation in Great Britain, has been pulled from all overseas markets due to the rather uninviting rioting currently plaguing our cross-Atlantic cousins.