Christmas is a magical time of the year. While there are countless books, songs, poems, and stories, this drunk history reading of a Christmas poem starring Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendez is an instant classic.

The narrator, Allan McLeod, drank half a bottle of whiskey and then attempted to recite the classic Christmas poem. My favorite few lines is when Allan begins describing Santa Claus saying,

His eyes how they twinkle, his cheeks were like jelly, his bowl...full of uhhh jelly."

The video contains more than a few f-bombs and other NSFW phrases so be considerate of the audience surrounding your computer. Happy Christmas!