Just when I'm starting to make friends with this worthless furbag and realizing that he is now my responsibility, a package arrives. A square box, containing a late birthday present from my old college roommate.

How thoughtful and unnecessary, I immediately thought. I didn't send her anything for HER recent birthday. Then I opened the package....

My adopted cat's mug
The cat's name is Cat

Well played, Maggot. Well played.