Montana GOP Primary To Be Decided By Street Fight In Missoula [VIDEO]
This is absolutely hilarious. The Onion explains how we Montanans decide what presidential candidate to award our delegates. How do we do it? Well, we ‘Slug it out in a bare-chested brawl’ of course! Watch the news report inside.
Is this process outdated or a little archaic? The news anchor defends us Montanans in the best way possible by saying, “Montana is a very unique state in that way. They value individuality. They value brute physical strength.” How else could we decide which Republican candidate to decide from amongst Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney and Ron Paul?
Will you be there for the street fight between the various GOP candidate supporters that goes down ‘at the Stumble Inn on highway 15 in Missoula’?