Stop-Smoking Drug Chantix Kills You Just Like Smoking Does

The folks at Gawker made me giggle yet again, with another sadly true bit of news:

....Chantix doom! Colon cancer! Fetus drugs! Stem cells! Late talkers! The stroke belt! And women dropping dead at any moment! It's your Tuesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—counterproductively!

* Are you taking Chantix to stop smoking? You stupid, weak, fool idiot. Not only will it make you commit suicide but it will also give you heart problems. God, you might as well just smoke, and enjoy a frosty glass of cyanide, which you love, what's the dif?

via Gawker's  Stop-Smoking Drug Kills You Just Like Smoking Does.