Yup. These quick, kid-friendly jokes absolutely came off of popsicle sticks. It's always a good idea to have a few up your sleeve and we did the work (eating) for you.

  1. What does a tree do when it's ready to go home? It leaves!

  2. Why are calendars so popular? They have lots of dates!

  3. Why didn't the rooster go on the roller coaster? He was chicken!

  4. What do you call two elephants talking? A heavy discussion!

  5. What do you call a happy rabbit? A hop-timist!

  6. What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!

  7. Why did the book join the police? He wanted to work under-cover!

  8. Where does a catcher sit down for dinner? Behind the plate!

  9. What fruits do twins like best? Pears!

  10. What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Stop picking on me!

Popsicle Stick Jokes