I don't check Twitter everyday but I like to logon every now and then to quickly scroll through my follower's tweets. Twitter is not exactly a source for news. What I like are funny one-liners to lighten a particular mood. That's why I mainly follow comedians, and comedian Sarah Silverman is always good for hilarity in 140 characters or less.

Here's a perfect example. Sarah Silverman had this to tweet yesterday:

"My dog has to think the elevator's a time machine, right? There's no other possible explanation"

Brilliant if you ask me. That is all for now.