Cute dog or cat videos. Profile pics of your pet bird. A ringtone of an elk bugle. All of these are perfectly normal behavior. But have you ever had a text conversation like this?

My friend Kathleen is a beautiful human being who adores her animals. Occasionally, she also has the sense of humor of a 10 year old boy.

Perhaps I'm more squeamish than I thought or perhaps we're just better friends than I thought. Either way, prepare to be grossed out. Have a nice day!