The Scorpions are selling their own Christmas cards on their website. The cut-off date for having them shipped to the U.S. in time for Christmas is tomorrow. Good news/bad news or just plain no news? Find out what the cards say on the inside first:

This seems like a pretty horrible can get six Scorpions Christmas cards for just over $16, plus shipping. Especially considering the inside of the card simply says, "Hope Your Christmas Rocks Like a Hurricane." I guess if you know six people on the east coast with a great sense of humor it's an option.

If you know of other bad Christmas cards out there, please share. Careful, really bad Christmas cards = awesome Christmas cards. Either way, please share!