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I don't care what that says about me. But when my world isn't right, there is no person or thing that makes me feel better than a Pickle Barrel sandwich. No joke.

The winning listing on Craigslist Bozeman free items this week is a huge, loud electric organ. C'mon. You know somebody who needs this thing.

We finally got the dart board hung and I forgot how much I love playing darts.

Yup. This happened while putting a log into the woodstove. At least the scar is going to be a permanent reminder of something I'm cool with, right?

Small victories in a year of suckiness. Spending more time at home in 2020 forced most of us to be productive simply to keep sane. Tequila may have helped a bit but for the most part, we all just wanted to address the happiness of our own four walls.

I think the gifts you give say a lot about you. And I've got some super weird friends.

Cats, dogs, birds and even our lizards act cuckoo before a good snow storm. You're not alone. Take a look at other people's stories of their pets acting bananas.

Mom, what the heck is a 'King Bing'? Imagine the fun conversations your Halloween treat bowl will prompt when you pack it full of Mallow Cups and Mamba Chews. C'mon, it's 2020. Let's have a little fun.

Usually, a couple of strings of white lights around whatever window has an outlet nearby and a few red balls on the Ficus will do. Not this year. I'm going big and I'm going early.

We've got this, Bozeman. Plus there's free stuff from Hoka for everyone who participates and it "runs" October 5th through the 18th. You can run, hike or just walk. Treadmills too!

Berries, birds and my large picture windows are not a healthy combination. Come to think of it, the birds have flown kamikaze into the small transom windows too. Every Fall it's the same thing. And THE NOISE...

At least I wasn't that person that cleared the shelves of toilet paper and cleaning products. I did, however, stock up on some of the least necessary items ever. And booze.