Ladies Love Their (Malt) Liquor?

So summertime in Bozeman is short and sweet. Some folks like to enjoy a frosty, cool beverage after a day earning their wages. The women in Bozeman, Montana (I have found in a VERY informal poll) are now LOVING their malt liquor. Is this going to make for "larger ladies"?

Beware, my lady friends. Malt liquor beverages are PACKED with calories. 400 - 500 a PIECE. So depending on how many you partake in, you're essentially consuming a meal with your "frosty summertime beverages".

Somewhat light summertime beverages are packed with calories.