This is my cat. This is dirty hockey gear. This is my cat face down in dirty hockey gear. It's so weird that you don't know if you should shoo him away or just turn your head and leave him me. So gross.
Cute dog or cat videos. Profile pics of your pet bird. A ringtone of an elk bugle. All of these are perfectly normal behavior. But have you ever had a text conversation like this?
I just thought it was funny looking until I Googled it and just like WebMD, there are 18 websites that now make me think the cat has a problem. Not a drinking problem.
You may know by now I've adopted a cat. A cute and worthless cat. He's handsome but so far appears to display no talents of any kind aside from being arrogant, sleeping, eating, pooping and arguing with the neighbor cat. No longer.
So, I adopted a cat. Wasn't my idea but it had to happen or the cat was going to the Heart of the Valley. Among other annoying habits, I noticed one day as I was walking by the bathroom that the stupid animal was delicately perched on the seat lapping up TOILET WATER.