This is my cat. This is dirty hockey gear. This is my cat face down in dirty hockey gear. It's so weird that you don't know if you should shoo him away or just turn your head and leave him me. So gross.
You may know by now I've adopted a cat. A cute and worthless cat. He's handsome but so far appears to display no talents of any kind aside from being arrogant, sleeping, eating, pooping and arguing with the neighbor cat. No longer.