I just thought it was funny looking until I Googled it and just like WebMD, there are 18 websites that now make me think the cat has a problem. Not a drinking problem.
You may know by now I've adopted a cat. A cute and worthless cat. He's handsome but so far appears to display no talents of any kind aside from being arrogant, sleeping, eating, pooping and arguing with the neighbor cat. No longer.
So, I adopted a cat. Wasn't my idea but it had to happen or the cat was going to the Heart of the Valley. Among other annoying habits, I noticed one day as I was walking by the bathroom that the stupid animal was delicately perched on the seat lapping up TOILET WATER.
For reasons that I'll explain at a later date, I adopted a cat two weeks ago. Cats are jerks. Furry, arrogant, emotionally indifferent, mildly vindictive jerks.
If you're not already, you may want to sit down, and if you're already sitting down, you may want to go ahead and clear off a spot on the floor so that you can lay there and stare into space thinking about how everything you have been told in your life has been rooted in lies and deception. Are you sitting? Good.
So it turns out Hello Kitty is not actually a cat.