cats

You may know by now I've adopted a cat. A cute and worthless cat. He's handsome but so far appears to display no talents of any kind aside from being arrogant, sleeping, eating, pooping and arguing with the neighbor cat. No longer.

So, I adopted a cat. Wasn't my idea but it had to happen or the cat was going to the Heart of the Valley. Among other annoying habits, I noticed one day as I was walking by the bathroom that the stupid animal was delicately perched on the seat lapping up TOILET WATER.

For reasons that I'll explain at a later date, I adopted a cat two weeks ago. Cats are jerks. Furry, arrogant, emotionally indifferent, mildly vindictive jerks.

Obsessed with online cats? The Internet Cat Video Festival is a real thing, and its happening at the Roxy Theater in Missoula this Wednesday, July 15.

I guess when you take in 15 rescue cats you need the accommodations. You need to see this custom cat playland!

If you're not already, you may want to sit down, and if you're already sitting down, you may want to go ahead and clear off a spot on the floor so that you can lay there and stare into space thinking about how everything you have been told in your life has been rooted in lies and deception. Are you sitting? Good. So it turns out Hello Kitty is not actually a cat.

A Hilarious (yet creepy) take on cat to human behavior. After watching this, I kind've wish we had a creepy cat dude at the station.

If you've ever tried to give a cat a bath—or even just bring the cat anywhere near a bathtub—then you know how these people feel.

Cats have many enemies — dogs are the obvious one, but they have several other rivalries as well.

I am posting this in hopes that the maker of this Jedi Cats video will make more Jedi Cats videos. That is all.

This just might be the best commercial for a mobile network with a singing cat that you'll ever see.

When I die, I'm SO coming back as a barn cat. Being a barn cat with a real home at your disposal might be the best life of all. This is Huntley Dahmer the cat. He lives in the southern Madison Valley and has the best life of any cat I've ever met.