Worthless Cat Problem Solved: I Shall Train Him To Be Ron Hextall [VIDEO]

You may know by now I've adopted a cat. A cute and worthless cat. He's handsome but so far appears to display no talents of any kind aside from being arrogant, sleeping, eating, pooping and arguing with the neighbor cat. No longer.

If this cat is to remain mine, he's going to have to earn his keep. There is something that he can BECOME. The Ron Hextall of cats.

Ron Hextall is a legend around our house. If you're not familiar, please spend a few minutes to watch him kick some serious ass.......as my cat will do as soon as I train him in weaponry.