the onion

This is absolutely hilarious. The Onion explains how we Montanans decide what presidential candidate to award our delegates. How do we do it? Well, we 'Slug it out in a bare-chested brawl' of course! Watch the news report inside.

Ahh, ya gotta love The Onion. This just in...The Modesto, CA area ninjas celebrate at their 30th annual parade. This marked the 30th year in a row they did so completely unnoticed (in true ninja fashion). Check out the footage put together by America's finest news source!

Amazingly, there are still people on the planet who are connected to the internet, but don’t know that The Onion is not a source for actual news. These dim bulbs and dull knives clearly don’t understand satire, and the fact that it is the basis of all Onion content. This ignorance is still running so rampant that there is even a blog that posts the Facebook commentary of the slow ones who surf amo