According to an online forum, Barbie will be released in a variety of Montana styles and fashions.

Of course this HAS to be fake, we highly doubt Mattel would endorse such releases, like say, for example.

'BILLINGS BARBIE'
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Oh, and...

'BOZEMAN BARBIE'
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available as well as newly built spec house in new sub division.

And quite possibly the funniest...

'MISSOULA BARBIE'
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Missoula Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

You think the descriptions are hilarious, just wait until you see the photos...

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