Going to work as early as I do is bad enough. Getting in your car and noticing two huge bags of trash strewn all over the lawn is just plain, well, gross. Turns out one of the animal-rummaged bags wasn't even ours.
As I've discussed many times, gardening is therapy for me. With no training, classes or skill my only desire each day is to come home and look at my flowers. Whatever is blooming and it doesn't matter what kind.
So, I adopted a cat. Wasn't my idea but it had to happen or the cat was going to the Heart of the Valley. Among other annoying habits, I noticed one day as I was walking by the bathroom that the stupid animal was delicately perched on the seat lapping up TOILET WATER.
Hear me out. I didn't call the dude an angel...I just said David Hasselhoff is cooler than everyone else. So cool that it's a Top 6 List, not a Top 5 List. Kind of like a "he is rubber and you are glue" sort of situation. Follow me here.
You may be familiar with the recent lessons that Rich Ledoux has imparted on me which include smoking cigars and opening beer bottles with a lighter. In this episode, we explore the Man Lesson of "Dudes Getting Waxed".